one might say we're banned from that church
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
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I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
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They have beer where we have blood.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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