The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
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Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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