ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
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