im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
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well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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