Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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