Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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