Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
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He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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