People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
