k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
This house was built for laser tag.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
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