hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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