I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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