Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You are a genius and a whore.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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