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you win
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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