No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
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in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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