Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
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he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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