I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Randomize
