Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
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Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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