Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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