We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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