we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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