Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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