actually, I'm a sock model
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
