I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there was a trapeze. enough said
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
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It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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