i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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