OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
