Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
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