she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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