It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
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I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
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She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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