I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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