Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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