Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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