It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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