I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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