YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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