Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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