She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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