i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
PANTIES FOUND
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
Randomize
