I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
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