omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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