somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
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so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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