YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
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