we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
