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i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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