I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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