Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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