everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
Is it because I queefed?
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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