I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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