You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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