So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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