there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
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He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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