Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(212): View more from New York

lets start a swedish sibling band together

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?

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(650): View more from California

so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.

(1-650): View more from California

did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?

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(575): View more from New Mexico

So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.

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(678): View more from Georgia

I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.

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(587): View more from Alberta

Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?

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(574): View more from Indiana

Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.

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(914): View more from New York

I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?

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