We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
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He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
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My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
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