We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
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you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
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Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
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