I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
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I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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