My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
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Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
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You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken