I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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