in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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