But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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