Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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