forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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